Saturday, September 23, 2017

To the “I’m Quitting Kpop” People



Over the years, I’ve had friends on Twitter and One Hallyu (and its predecessors) make long tweets and posts about how they were quitting Kpop.

“Kpop isn’t a lifestyle.” That is the first thing I think whenever someone writes something like they’re stopping Kpop. It is simply their fault that they let Kpop consume them. You don’t need to be up-to-date on every news story, participating on a few forums and the comments section of the translation sites. You don’t need to watch every variety show your favorite group(s) (member(s)) appear in.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Twice "One More Time" Teaser



This is the Twice comeback we have all been waiting for: the first one in which every member is legal!

Mina, please rub my balls. Preferably while my dick is in your mouth. That is all.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Friday, September 1, 2017

Pristin - We Like


I have been following Kpop as close as I can and still take the time to check out new groups, and so far this year Pristin is my favorite rookie group. I had no hopes for them since they are under Pledis after all. Can you blame you? They left After School for dead and gave up on Hello Venus just after a year, resulting in Fantagio taking full control of the group. However, third time is definitely the charm, and I just hope Pledis gives the group continual support instead of fucking the girls over.


Thursday, August 24, 2017

MBK Doesn't Want Me to Fap to Yebin


For DIA's latest comeback, MBK decided to turn Yebin into a fucking dyke. How am I supposed to fap when I just see Amber and Ellen DeGeneres instead of Yebin. Talk about trolling to the maximum effect. This is almost as bad as the time MBK put a snake in T-ara.

Anyway, sorry (not really) about the lack of posting this summer. I moved halfway across the country for a new job and I've just been busy acclimating to the new city and job.

Friday, June 23, 2017

Idols Don't Owe Fans Shit

AOA Choa is Best Choa.
With news coming out that Best Choa intends to withdraw from AOA, many fans are claiming that this is unfair...to them.


Thursday, June 22, 2017

Monday, May 8, 2017

Nayeon Taking on a Monster Cock


Admit it, this is the main reason you're happy that I am back.

And someone should tell the poor dude that the cock ring is supposed to go near the base, not the head!

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Lovelyz Jisoo is out of this World



If you wouldn't let her stick a buttplug up your butt, then you're a bigoted homophobe!

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Be Happy for Jiyeon


The biggest news this week, aside from all of the teasers about Twice's comeback, is that Lee Dong Gun and Jo Yun Hee are already married and she's pregnant. This is the same dude who publicly broke up with Jiyeon just a couple of months ago.


Saturday, April 22, 2017

IU - Palette featuring G-Dragon


IU and G-Dragon was a combination I thought I'd never see, but with IU hanging out with troublemakers such as Sulli and Jiyeon and getting the older D (younger girls, please continue to date us ahjussis), she "ruined" her reputation is now smeared with salty netizen tears along with G-Dragon's. They probably met up and smoked some weed cigarettes together and decided to make a song together.


Saturday, April 15, 2017

Start of a New Era


If I have a piece of advice for any of my younger male readers, DO NOT GIVE UP ON YOUR HOBBIES FOR WOMEN!